Bit of this, Bit of that, & Whatever the Hell Else
zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

perlockholmes:

John Watson: I’m not in love with Sherlock Holmes. I can’t be, because I am married to a woman.

Me:

otpprompts:

Imagine Person A of your OTP taking a fatal blow for Person B, yet instead of having a dramatic death scene play out, Person A is dead before they hit the ground.

I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty.
the best text I’ve ever received (via soulsscrawl)
you had such a thirst for knowledge; and now school has ruined that.
something that someone said to me recently and I think about it a lot. (via writerings)

fenchurchdent:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 

These kind of posts are why I’m on this site. 

tosquinha:

Random Gigolas stuff?

normanbecile:

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

radiohosts:

Penis and XY required to be man? False.

Only things required to be a man are:image

avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point